This actualy makes bloody good sense to me !
How about we all pass it on to all our MP’s ??
Needless to say I already have !
Go for it y'all !
Dear Mr. Cameron,
Please find below our suggestions for fixing Britain's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks & bankers who will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, why not try the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan for Britain :
There are approx. 10 million people over 50 STILL in the work force. ( aye & most against their will ! )
Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations :
1) They MUST retire. ( Ha, as if they wouldn't ! )
Ten million job openings immediately available - unemployment .,.,.,fixed !
2) They MUST buy a new BRITISH car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry.,.,., fixed !
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis .,.,., ( what housing crisis ? ) It's now fixed !
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate .,., fixed ! ( or at least significantly improved ? )
5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol / tobacco a week. ( Mmmmm, not quite so sure about this one ! ) but there's your money back in duty / tax etc ?!
6) Finally instead of pussy-footing around with the carbon emissions trading scheme that makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedy bastards to reduce their pollution emissions by 75% within 5 years or we shut them down.
It can't get any easier than that, can it ?
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances ! ( plus appropriate FINES ! )
Anyone else think this will work ?
Good !.,., Then send it to your local & Euro MP's & watch their responses .,., and you'll then know what to do at the next election ?
The people of Britain have spoken !